Saturday 14 March 2015

Dear Ladies, Read Well

LADIES LISTEN HERE N LISTEN GOOD..

Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is how you do it. Stop
making sounds like a car crash. Ladies Screaming during sex is romantic
and its not a problem, The problem is screaming and shouting, "JESUS, Oh my
God, Holy mary".. You are having sex, Not a Church service! And besides I
don't knw if you are reminding God to punish you later.

Wearing short skimpy skirts ormdresses is not a problem in fact its very sexy I
just pray there won't be forced entry into your Sin Hole, The.problem is wearing
your mini looking all nice and walking around and when you see guys you try
to pull it down,,, Now you want it to bemlong?.... Ai.. Keep deceiving urself .

Loving your man is not a problem but the problem is changing your Surname
tonhis on Facebook. Gal, his mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!! And I would
hate to read ur post later saying MEN ARE WICKED OR CHEATS.

Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The problem is tagging yourself
saint when you know he didn't fuck himself but you.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and please let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world from coz ur dad is male too and your mum have always been his bed partner.

Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their
father is short, pot bellied with fat tick lips you better be contented like your
Mother.

Saying all guys are the same is not my problem but who asked you to try
them all?? Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The problem is having white face, yellow hands, chocolate lips and black legs. Are you zebra?

1 comment: